It's been a while and just like I have warned everyone in the past, Mommy put me on PC restriction!! Can you believe it? I guess I better explain what led up to my situation.
It all started about 2 weeks ago when I felt like I needed to begin a workout program. All I wanted to do was stay healthy! Mommy didn't like me using her Total Gym.
Then Mommy got really busy at work and my Cousin Matt had to come over to let me out after school. I thought it would be fun to mess with him cause he is so cute.
OK, so making pee pee all the way down the stairs when he was trying to take me out wasn't the best decision. Sorry Matt, I felt really bad when I saw you frantically calling my Mommy and trying to clean it up.(Thanks a lot by the way ,you got me in trouble).So I finally realized I had better calm down a bit, because I was in quite a bit of trouble lately so I started watching Americas Next Top Model with my sister Christina. That's when I got this great idea to use the ledge that overlooks the foyer as my catwalk. I need to contact some agency about that. What's up with the name catwalk? I have rights too ya know. I think it needs a more politically correct name like Pet Walk. It was at this point when I thought my mommy was going to faint when she spotted me running
back and forth along the 6 inch ledge that had an approximate 14 foot drop down... It was so cool, but the look on Mommy's face was not. As I am sure you have already guessed, I am now on TV restriction and no longer allowed to watch TV with my Sister Christina. I thought I looked cute on my Pet Walk / Runway.With all this restriction stuff I was getting bored so I thought it would be fun to start running all over the house every day, and walk along the back of the couch. I had so much energy I began to get up at 3:00 AM so Mommy would play with me. That is when everything went downhill.
When Mommy took me out of my cage in the dark, I heard this loud bang and Mommy began to scream all kinds of words I never heard before and hopping around on one leg. Daddy shot up in bed wanting to know what was wrong. Mommy was bent over and couldn't talk and was squeezing me so tight. Turns out Mommy split her toes on the leg of the chest at the end of her bed and broke one! Silly Mommy...She knows how to cry and laugh all at the same time.
I overheard Mommy tell Auntie Susan I was acting like a kid on crack. I don't know what that means but it must be bad because next thing I know, Mommy is on the phone with a trainer telling them how bad I was being. What kind of Mommy talks to strangers about their kids like that? Hmmm. Well looks like I am off to school on December 1st.. Wish me luck.
Yesterday Mommy took me to the beauty parlor for a wash, cut, style and a beautiful bow. What do you think of my new cut & bow? Mommy told me I look much better with my hair out of my eyes. I have to admit, Im not running into walls anymore.
Well, I was mad at Mommy for leaving me at the beauty shop for so long that when we got home I refused to face her when I played!
I gotta call my Cousin Princess and see if she is having all this trouble with Auntie Ellen. Once Daddy came home I was happy and we played on the floor together.Well, I better get going because I don't want to lose my PC privileges again. Take care and stay tuned for more updates.
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Love to all
Sasha
